2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
This film opens up with a group of dudes in a boat and two girls water skiing, and right off the bat a giant two headed shark
Then we’re introduced to a boat filled with college kids (Brooke Hogan included), their professor, and his wife (The one and only Carmen Electra).
When their boat gets hit by the two headed shark and the propellor gets fucked up they end up stranded… BUT! With luck (kinda) they are stranded not too far from an island. As the kids and professor head towards the island (his wife, two crew members, and a crew member that knows how to fix the ship) stay behind.
As they venture into the island they find old shacks, a chapel, and one of the students find a gun.
You can pretty much predict what happens in this, so I won’t go into insane details. The two headed shark basically has a field day with anything that goes into the water.
Acting: horrible isn’t even close to how bad it was. Some of the lines are just laughable. Example: When in open water being surrounded by the shark someone yells “RUN!”
Deaths: 15+ some funny as hell, some horrible, but they all look cheesy as fuck.
Nudity: some boobs, some kissing, that’s pretty much where it ends.
The shark: probably the worst part, I get it, the fund isn’t high and shit. But damn, the CGI looked horrible, the deaths were even CGI-ish, and when the shark was close it looked inflatable, and rubber (shark teeth shouldn’t bend…)
Overall: plenty of babes in bikinis, lots of shark time, and enough blood to tickle you inside. Is it worth a watch? It is if you know what you’re getting into. Don’t expect something well thought out, or something executed well. If you like some sci-fi mutated monsters, by all means give this a go.
Movie: 3/10 rotting corpses
Laugh factor: 5/10
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