What was the last movie you watched?
I wanna know, what is the last horror movie you watched?
So much to do. Such little time.
I’m backed up on reviews, I’m thinking maybe 40-50 behind. So I figure maybe I can crank out 5 before I post, this way I’ll be all caught up. I’m horrible at this as of late, all types of block going on in my head. But this is still a main focus for me. I’ll try to get caught up with some fun stuff in the process.
Monster Brawl (2011)
Let’s get ready to rumble!
8 of the worlds monsters battle it out in the ring to finally see who’s the baddest monster of all. With appearances from Jimmy Hart, and Kevin Nash. Monsters like the mummy, the wolf man, Frankenstein’s monster, and some others.
There’s no real plot here, there’s a brief description for each fighter right before there matches. The whole flick plays out like an episode of Raw or Smackdown. So if you’re not a wrestling fan you might not enjoy it as much, but the fights are fun to watch to an extent, and eventually they become really repetitive.
The gore is minimal, and chaos breaks out after a while but it isn’t anything more than watching a cheap PPV with monsters wrestling. I enjoyed the concept, and kinda hoped for a bit more given the premise. The commentary throughout the matches tends to vary, some witty and dry humor but some just ridiculous banter.
Overall, I sat threw it, liked some things, didn’t like some things. Even as a wrestling fan it dragged out a bit. So if you’re just expecting monsters to go crazy on each other and fuck each other up, look elsewhere.
5.5/10 rotting corpses
Grave Encounters 2 (2012)
I was really looking forward to this sequel. I enjoyed the first one, and had high hopes for Grave Encounters 2. Sadly, it was really a mixed bag. The parts I enjoyed I enjoyed a lot, the other parts… Not so much. This does take place a few months after the first Grave Encounters.
When young film maker Alex starts obsessing over Grave Encounters he starts to wonder if it was a hoax, or if it was real. He looks up the actors of the Grave Encounters to see if they have done anything since. He finds no results, so he starts tackling social media to find answers. What he finds, is only the beginning.
Alex starts trying to track down the casts family only to be told to go away. Until one day he gets a message from someone who’s name is DeathAwaits666, in which they tell him if he wants any answers he needs to return to the asylum where it all started. Alex decides to go because it’s a great chance to film, he brings his girlfriend and some of his friends.
When they enter the same building that’s when things start picking up. Here’s where the film goes both ways, there’s a lot of fun scares, the plot line gets a little twisty and there’s some interesting/not so interesting deaths. The ending was cool and had a decent amount of build up.
This sequel is okay for a sequel. Was it worth a wait? I guess so, questions were answered, the film is definitely worth a watch if you enjoyed the first one. I would strongly suggest watching the first one before just jumping into the sequel. I enjoyed the first one a lot and appreciated it more after watching the sequel.
6/10 rotting corpses
Got another documentary for you folks, and this time this one is a doozy. In Cropsey we follow two filmmakers, Joshua Zeman and Barbara Brancaccio who travel back to their childhood in Staten Island to try to find more evidence of a local ‘boogeyman’ in which they names Cropsey.
Cropsey began as a legend just to keep children away from abandoned buildings, and unfortunately became a cold reality when children started going missing. All of whom seemed to have some type of disability. When police find some evidence it led them to Andre Rand, someone who was convicted for two of the kidnappings.
While some parents feel strongly about the system not doing enough. How there is no comfort period, and how things don’t get better in time. They feel as if the crime is still unsolved. They show a number of previous newscasts as well as a lot of interviews.
This documentary is spot on, entertaining and pretty creepy. The interviews are intense, and the whole story is scary. Definitely worth a watch if you’re into horror, documentaries, or true crime.
8.5/10 rotting corpses
H. H. Holmes - America’s First Serial Killer (2004)
In this documentary we learn about Henry Mudgett, aka H. H. Holmes, and how he used a hotel to dispose of many people. He had torture rooms, rooms for gassing, and was one hell of a con artist.
This isn’t a lengthy documentary and is pretty straight forward. The details provided are very insightful. The dude was crazy, showed no remorse and had a sick mind. The documentary is worth a watch if you’re looking for something interesting and entertaining.
I can’t go into much more detail without going into detail about H. H. Holmes without spoiling it, but I did enjoy it. There’s also a few black and white reenactment scenes.
6.5/10 rotting corpses
The Raven (2012)
When a serial killer starts killing, he mimics some of Edgar Allan Poe’s more gruesome tales. When a detective discovers a crime scene that seems familiar, he realizes it’s almost like a scene from a story by Poe.
Naturally, they bring Poe down to the station since he was prime suspect. Until someone else was killed while Poe was detained. Poe then becomes a consultant with the Maryland police department to try to help get into the killers mind, who seems to be using Poe’s writing as a guideline for murder.
The killer kidnaps Poe’s girlfriend and leaves clues behind after every killing. The film has some fun moments, and a surprisingly bit of gore for what it is. The film is entertaining but I felt as if some scenes dragged on and others seemed to just end. I wish they would’ve used better time management in showing more of the serial killing aspect and more of trying to get into the mind of Poe.
Overall the film was decent, you won’t be missing out on a piece of film history if you choose to skip out on it. But worth a watch if you’re not doing much and just want to watch something.
6/10 rotting corpses
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