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Necrosis (aka Blood Snow) [2009]
Six friends head off to an isolated cabin on a mountain for the weekend, they make a quick stop at a bar before they head out. While there they get warned that the place they’re going to is haunted and bad things happen up on the mountain. Once they get things settled for the weekend, they’re warned about a blizzard that’s approaching.
They find out about the Donner party, which involved someone who bought the cabin a long time ago that went mad and killed his family before taking his own life.
The plot had potential, and there were even a few twists. But they all went flat or didn’t follow through all of the way, the acting wasn’t extremely terrible, The cabin was a nice setting, but the CGI snow that was used was done poorly. Not much blood, some graphic scenes, and some nudity.
The film doesn’t make sense at some points, and seems to rush towards the end after a whole bunch of nothing happens. A real slow paced film with some scenes that tend to pick up. Sadly, the cameos in the film were probably the highlight.
4/10 rotting corpses C Vengeance
Happy Slaughter Sunday!
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Madison County [2011]
A group of college kids take a trip down to Madison County to interview an author who wrote about a bunch of grizzly murders that happened in town. When they arrived and started asking the town folk about the author the town folk say he’s been gone for years now, and the murders he wrote about never happened. Not sounding so convincing the group decides to spread out to go look for some answers and maybe some truth to those vicious tales.
The film was shot during the day, so that was an interesting touch. The kids find themselves stuck in some hillbilly hell, with someone wearing a pig mask trying to kill them. The film gets quite repetitive when it comes to the teens running in circles and ending up in the same place.
The characters were your typical generic characters in a slasher film, there is no real originality her either. Other than a whole town attempting to cover up things that really happen the town folk are useless hillbillies that attempt to scare the visiting teens. The weapons used range from a kitchen knife to a shovel, there isn’t too much to dive into regarding Madison County.
You can give it a watch if there isn’t anything else on or around, but some parts of the film really tend to drag. The suspense was mild, the gore was mild, and it was a below average film.
3.5/10 rotting corpses C Vengeance
Strippers vs Zombies [2012]
A werewolf dies in a strip club and it’s up to the strippers to prepare themselves for the next full moon and get ready for the werewolves that will seek out vengeance.
The cast is pretty decent with a few known actors/actresses including a cameo from Robert Englund, but his is very short. There’s some ‘battle scenes’ but they aren’t as lengthy as they could be. Considering the casting the acting doesn’t live up to anything special.
The plot lacks direction due to many subplots during the film, but is it enjoyable? Yes. Is it funny? For the most part. Strippers vs Werewolves is as serious as the title is. The ending was fun though, plenty of babes, some bad jokes which makes it even funnier, and an overall decent watch to kill some time. It does have moments when it picks up, some parts did tend to drag.
5/10 rotting corpses C Vengeance
Happy Terrible Tuesday!
Attack of the 50 foot Cheerleader [2012]
Cassie Stratford is an “ugly” looking girl, very smart, and works in a lab where they’re testing experimental drugs on animals. She lives a simple life, but her mother [an ex cheerleader] wants her to pursuit the cheerleader life. The other cheerleaders don’t like Cassie, they don’t like her looks, or her moves.
Cassie steals a drug that was being tested on rats for cosmetic rebuilding. Little does she know that the test didn’t go as well as everyone had thought. After taking the drug Cassie’s look changes drastically. Not only does she look a little different, but she got a tad bit taller, 50 ft taller to be exact.
After joining the squad, the head cheerleader has it out for Cassie and wants to do whatever it takes to bring her down to size. What better way to do so… than BY BECOMING A GIANT CHEERLEADER HERSELF!
The acting is pretty funny at times, there’s a little nudity, but you should know what to expect if you’ve seen ‘Attack of the 50foot Woman’. It’s a Roger Corman film, very ‘B-movieish’ indeed. But I must say I did enjoy a gian cheerleader vs giant cheerleader battle.
-C Vengeance 4/10 rotting corpses
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